
Me: Babe, do you like this one? It's cute and kinda modern!
Aaron: Heck no. I think its creepy. Our kid is gonna be one of those kids that goes around writing numbers on everything!
Me: *Exasperated sigh*
Back to square one....
of Fortune and Disaster". Basically it states that for every wonderful thing that happens to us, something equally devastating will follow. Case in point- we went on a perfect vacation last week! It was much needed and absolutely wonderful. But thanks to BULFD I left my phone on the plane and it was found by a good samaritan that I'm sure was planning on returning it...until he decided to rack up 654 minutes of "Single" (aka porn) hotlines and other equally disturbing calls instead. My phone will spend the rest of its days in the hands of a pervert now, but it was expected. Universal laws are rarely wrong and seldom escaped...
The next few hours were filled with ripping up our carpet, creating makeshift dams, moping up water and, my personal favorite- shotvac-ing up sewage!!! I pulled the pregnancy card part way through this adventure and figured raw sewage exposure might not be good for a developing fetus so I became self-proclaimed cheerleader/photographer! As Aaron vaccumed up the disaster (which I know is really gross) I stood behind him taking pictures. Suddenly, my leg felt wet and I looked down to realize the filter was missing from the back of the vacuum and the contents were getting shot out the back...all over our shelves of food storage...and my leg!!! Sick!!! Thank goodness we have both been blessed with the ability to laugh at disaster!
See! It looks huge from this angle, huh?! Please note that my belly button is trying so hard to stick out. I think it has a good chance in the next month or two...